#every time i see this my heart goes pitty pitty pat

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all the lyrics turn to Miles.🎸 by Doufu_Fu

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HC MEME  ✹  romance

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Name: Pit Nickname: Pitty, Pitty-pat, angelface, various others, normally used as insults Gender: Male Romantic orientation: Biromantic, with a reasonably strong female lean. Preferred pet names: You think he’s picky?? You think he’ll choose one?? Give him those soft tinglies and remind him he’s actually lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone who loves him back and you can call him whatever you want. Relationship status: Single. Very single. He’s a bullied dork with self-esteem issues, so Favorite canon / fandom ship: Uh, I’m assuming this is restricted to within canon - so Pit x Viridi. It needs development, they are not ready to date yet (what with Viridi still being a jerk and also a human-hater/murderer)... but there’s some real potential. Favorite crossover ship: HGH. THERE ARE SO MANY REALLY, REALLY GOOD SHIPS FOR HIM YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND. BUT to step away from the obvious Smash ships (Zelda and Samus are my faves for him btw)... I briefly got into him x Neptune HyperdimensionNeptunia and I still think there’s a lot of potential there. She has the power to tease the everloving heck out of him while also being very loving and playful and supportive and he’d get to be with a Goddess who also happens to be really sociable and generous and whose teasing never goes too far and MAN i miss neptunia blogs sometimes Opinion on true love: Pit totally believes in it! Now, he’s yet to reach the point he’s gotten to feel it so strong as to call it true (he crushes way too easily to get THAT far short of someone liking him back first), but being the kind of angel he is, he’s a very optimistic believer in love and he’s rooting for anyone lucky enough to find it. Opinion on love at first sight: Oh, don’t ask him about this - he gets all crushy fast enough it may as well be at first sight. He hasn’t honestly thought about it too deeply - his thoughts on love are really a bit too simple to take a stance on different kinds of it short of falling into it.

How ‘romantic’ are they?: His heart is romantic - even if he stumbles when it comes to actually acting on those romantic feelings. Once in a relationship, he’ll have his lover on his mind so often it’s distracting, and he’ll be thinking how much he wants to try holding hands, or cuddling, or maybe even kissing??? But he won’t know how to take action on any of it so either his partner helps or he just Dies. Ideal physical traits: He falls for prettiness so fast. Beautiful eyes, flowing hair, pretty voice, a lovely smile... he’s so weak. Princesses tend get him bad. Ideal personality traits: SHOW A GOOD HEART. Pit’s insanely open-minded, and patient enough in the long term to be willing to see good in just about anyone when there is goodness to see. Granted, he’s not gonna hold out for people who are actively mean to him or Palutena, obviously, but he can handle some roughness around the edges if they start showing a softer core. Just be nice to some degree... and also, be someone sweet enough to validate him?? And not harshly make fun of him for his shortcomings??? He’s a puppy when it comes to support.

unattractive physical traits: He can adjust to a lot - but don’t be an actual Slob. Take a shower every now and then... or at least hop in a hot spring? unattractive personality traits: Vanity, selfishness, bloodlust and especially sadism. A good, caring heart is vital to properly winning Pit over.

ideal date: Oh he is NOT picky. Mainly because as long as his date is happy he’ll try and adjust to anything. As long as he can see a smile and there’s an assurance he’s not making a fool of himself, he’s satisfied. do they have a type?: Those who are particularly beautiful and friendly win him over fast. But he’s not super picky, a good heart is a really good way to win him over, even if not as quickly as being the whole package. preferred non-sexual intimacy: TOUCH. He’s unbelievably Soft and touch-starved. He wants to hold a hand, be leaned on, cuddle... k... kiss?? The romance stuff. commitment level: While a proper relationship holding out for a family falls onto the trickier side of the spectrum since no relationship will change the fact that his devotion to and protection of his goddess is what he considers the most important task he has, you can nonetheless expect that he is loyal and will hold the relationship as best he can. While his bleeding, polyamorous heart does keep him from losing feelings for anyone else, it doesn’t mean his heart itself will waver - if he’s in a relationship, that’s his relationship and he won’t consider breaking it without only the most noble and necessary of reasons. As far as potential marriage, though, or having a family... well, it’s possible, but wouldn’t be easy. His job does mean his time with his significant other would be sparing, and the fact divine blood would be born through him could complicate matters, too... but if they could handle that, then the thought of making it work would make him... really happy.

opinion of public affection: Even besides the understanding that overt public displays of affection makes others uncomfortable, the thought of being particularly romantic in public feels embarrassing. He hardly knows how to handle those sorts of actions when it’s just him and the other, trying to be lovey in public would make him feel all kinds of weird and fuzzy, and not of the same variety that comes with the warmth of affection in private.

past relationships?: NOPE. Pit was “born” very small and weak, and through being somewhat ostracized and overlooked throughout his angel-y life means doesn’t have very good social skills besides. And beyond even that, the Centurions of Skyworld are too simple, bulky, and unquestioning to form meaningful relationships with, even considering Palutena an option beyond passing feelings would be another can of worms entirely, and nearly everything else in the Pantheon either laughs at him or hates him. And I mean... angels aren’t really supposed to Romance anyways,

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My heart can’t take this cuteness this is so canon hobie has definitely written songs about miles accidentally and intentionally 🫶🫶

all the lyrics turn to Miles.🎸 by Doufu_Fu